Friends, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to…the celebrity sex tape?!
According to Vulture, the era of candid videos of C-listers getting it on is over. It’s dead. Done, as done as Ray J (right, who?) singing about how he “hit” Kim Kardashian first.
Wait, is he claiming Kim Kardashian was a virgin when he made a sex tape with her?
I suppose if we’re lucky this is a death that wasn’t exaggerated.