Archive for September, 2011

Another year, another cocktail

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Today’s my birthday. I was born around 9 at night, just about the right time, my friend T. notes, for a cocktail.

So, I suppose it’s appropriate that, as I gain another year, Grub Street runs a column devoted to age-appropriate drinking. Some of it I buy — yup, if you’re a geriatric boozer, you can get away with ordering a slippery nipple, whatever that maybe. Other assertions, not so much. For example: “Vodka martinis on the rocks are for mild alcoholics who have given up on happiness.” Maybe true. Also, they’re for people who have given up on their bartender’s ability to mix a cocktail. And for those of us who learnt how to drink from Esther Greenwood.

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Fortunately, with my advancing years, I fall into the category of “stiff drinks.” One of which I’ll need. It’s my birthday, after all.

Breasts

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

And speaking of obscene….

Viva la profanity

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

I’m feeling generally apathetic these days, but here’s a campaign I can get behind: the fight to say “fuck” during primetime. The notion that you can’t drop the f-bomb during prime viewing hours is ridiculous. I can see Nancy Grace’s nipple on television, after all — how much more offensive is a little profanity?!

I’m all about Gavin Polone’s argument in New York. (And, to digress, how could I not agree with someone who writes, “I love the word fuck. Words with hard consonants are so much superior to other words.” Gavin, look me up. Clearly, we have some kind of mind meld on the subject of percussive profanity.) What kind of nanny state do we live in that we have to shield people from an occasional curse word at 9 p.m.? Do we have to drop a lot of green for premium cable to get to hear a blue word or two?

Southern Exposure

Monday, September 26th, 2011

When I called up Gawker tonight, I saw something that brought me up short: a big, ole ad for the new CW show, Hart of Dixie. This seems like an incongrous match, to say the least. Gawker traffics in snark. Hart of Dixie, based on previews, anyway, is a sacchrin, irony-free fish-out-of-water tale: Uppity young New York doctor loses out on fellowship, is forced to take the bus to her new posting Down South, where she meets all sorts of Characters and, no doubt, becomes a Better Person. It’s like Northern Exposure without the nebbishy Jew. And weirdness. And moose.

Look, I’m not suggesting Gawker reject the ad or anything. As a modern-day journalist, I believe in both free speech and profits. I’m just curious what wunderkind in the CW marketing department decided that Gawker, catty and choleric, delivers the right audience for the cloying Hart.

Oh, right, maybe the same person that decided that Rachel Bilson should play a doctor.

I read, I am

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

You are what you read. At least that’s the hypothesis of a piece in today’s Times that bemoans how the rise of the e-book has put a damper on the bookshelf-snooper. In it, the author decries how the ability to read in bits and bytes has robbed the cocktail-party sleuth of valuable intel on an host’s personality and preferences. Sure, art, interior design, and kitchen stuff are good indicators of an interior life, he argues, but they hardly compare to the home library. “They don’t interest me as much as a person’s bookshelf,” he quotes one author/snoop, “because the kitchen and pantry are reflection of how the person eats, whereas the bookcase is reflection of how he thinks.”

First off, as the daughter of a librarian, I’m compelled to point out that e-readers aren’t the only reason for sparse bookshelves.

To suggest that a bookshelf is the window to the brain seems a little simplistic to me. A book can be thought-provoking, yes, but one doesn’t necessarily only read tomes that reflect and reinforce one’s beliefs. At least I don’t. And what of the book as entertainment, as escape, as the furthest thing from one’s own daily life. What’s more, to suggest that a book is the only avenue into one’s interior life, one’s person — pffft. To know how I cook, for one — slowly, precisely, with an expectation of perfection — probably tells you much more about me that the random collection of novels, moldering textbooks, and the like sitting on my shelves.

New York, Phew York

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

New York now has its own scratch-n-sniff book. Says the author: “There’s no books[sic] out there that smell what New York smells like.” Um, maybe there’s a reason for that.

Everybody hurts

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

It’s not the end of the world as we know it, but REM’s breakup hardly leaves me feeling fine. It’s like when that couple that’s been together forever calls it quits — you wonder what the hell you’re supposed to believe in anymore.

Let them eat…vegetable-based spread!

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

A Wisconsin lawmaker wants to strike down a state law that bans restaurants, schools, and even prisons from substituting magarine for butter. While the original measure seems a little ridiculous, taking time away from — oh, I don’t know — legislating in a state so politically fraught that the government has shut down once already this year also seems a bit frivolous. Seriously, who is behind the repeal effort — lobbyists for the dairy-cow union?

Keeping Up with the Creative Class

Monday, September 19th, 2011

In my Serious Journalist real life (as compared to my Snarky Blogger online life), I occasionally talk to this guy named Richard Florida, a University of Toronto professor whose signature idea is that cities are on the rise and the reason for their success is that they are magnets for smart, creative young people. The concept of the creative class is one that intersects some of the stuff that Professional Me writes about, and I find the theory pretty compelling.

Still, I’m not sure what to make of Mr. Florida’s hypothesis about reality-television, that it’s a reflection of the suburbanisation of the American television-viewing public. Sequestered in McMansions, he posits, viewers are looking for connection. “These are people who want stories about people and who used to rely on gossip, or on the little mini-dramas in their community,” he tells New York. “And when you’re isolated in the suburbs, you don’t have that.”

I’m not here to be an apologist for the Kardashians or the Jersey Shore. But I do question the demographic and viewing assumptions underpinning his conclusion. I think the ubiquitousness of reality televison  suggests that, despite those who claim only to watch Masterpiece Theatre, it’s not so easy to separate viewers neatly into urban-suburban, red state-blue state boxes. That’s not to say we’re all watching the same thing — the medium is pervasive enough that there’s reality programming for everyone, from pawn-shop shows to ones that delight in making contestants go splat to Top Chef. Indeed, there’s an entire network, Bravo, pitched at squarely at urbanites, right at the creative class.

I’m going to go watch some Real Housewives on the treadmill now.

Insert your [trend] here

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

The only thing more predictable than the gosh-golly-gee article about how everyone is getting hip to some “cutting-edge” technology (Twitter, Facebook, email, what-have-you) is the piece that posits that said trend story is simply the result of an editor getting hip to Twitter, Facebook, email, what-have-you.

Journalists, resume your navel-gazing.