The Gimlet Eye

The Beach Boys wished we all could be California Girls. And apparently, we wish you all could be Charlotte Guys.

A recent “study” ranked the North Carolina burgh the nation’s manliest city, where men are men and women love them for their home-improvement-store shopping, pickup-truck driving, salty-snack eating ways.

Yes, the per capita consumption of salty snacks is one measure of masculinity. Did I forget to add that said “study” was sponsored by Combos?

If you know what a Combo is, I figure you either have a lot of hair on your chest or a lot fat on your gut.

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